Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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