Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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