Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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