You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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