Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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