i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
