North Korea, Best Korea!
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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