he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
you never un-have a 4some
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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