if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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