I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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