I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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