the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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