i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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