Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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