Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Help. Why am I so naked?
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