Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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