yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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