it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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