I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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