I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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