okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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