Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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