I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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