At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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