have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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