accomplished twins. life is a go
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
