Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i now understand why vodka
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
