chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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