Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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