It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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