At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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