the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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