The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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