You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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