So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
