no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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