i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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