To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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