the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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