Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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