How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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