I want to make a zoo with you.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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