and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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