i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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