Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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