i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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