Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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