I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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