I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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