Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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