you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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