he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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