i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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