Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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