i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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