I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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