i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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